Porno movie plot 101
I had to open storage area for the plumber to drain pipes for the building. After I was done there I headed to my building entrance and noticed 3 man in uniforms.
One of them did follow me to my entrance. When turned around he greeted me and as he had list in his hands - asked what apartment I was from and in few seconds of looking at me added that he might have to come and visit me. I answered flat number and asked (as their uniform did not had anything written on) "And who Are You?"...
One of them did follow me to my entrance. When turned around he greeted me and as he had list in his hands - asked what apartment I was from and in few seconds of looking at me added that he might have to come and visit me. I answered flat number and asked (as their uniform did not had anything written on) "And who Are You?"...
He laughed and named the organisation : "Aww you already been visited..." I replied: "Yeah... this Saturday" and smiled I guess (few moment later I would realise that I am a total flirt without knowing it).
When I was going up the stairs he kept talking and said: "Maybe you need things checked out again or maybe something is in need of unclogging." Automatically I said "Maybe" and smiled...and only after he said: "So shall come up?" I realised what actually was going on.
So I said "NO!" and in few seconds added:" My husband would not appreciate that"...But he did not seem to buy it as he added: "Oh yeah?"..I said: "Yeah!" and he went in the lift and I went up the stairs.
But only 20 minutes later to find someone is knocking on my door. As I was waiting for the plumber I went to open it. There he was standing - looking like he did not do anything. When I opened he said :"Where you waiting for me?". I said:" Well you knocked" and he said:"It was to the other flats..."
But his smile said opposite. I said: "OK use the door bell next time " and closed the door.
I was disappointed in me for not saying on his question "Waiting for me?" - "No! I am waiting for plumber!"
That would be hilarious. But now I know all the cheese situations in porno are actually from real life. XDDD
When I was going up the stairs he kept talking and said: "Maybe you need things checked out again or maybe something is in need of unclogging." Automatically I said "Maybe" and smiled...and only after he said: "So shall come up?" I realised what actually was going on.
So I said "NO!" and in few seconds added:" My husband would not appreciate that"...But he did not seem to buy it as he added: "Oh yeah?"..I said: "Yeah!" and he went in the lift and I went up the stairs.
But only 20 minutes later to find someone is knocking on my door. As I was waiting for the plumber I went to open it. There he was standing - looking like he did not do anything. When I opened he said :"Where you waiting for me?". I said:" Well you knocked" and he said:"It was to the other flats..."
But his smile said opposite. I said: "OK use the door bell next time " and closed the door.
I was disappointed in me for not saying on his question "Waiting for me?" - "No! I am waiting for plumber!"
That would be hilarious. But now I know all the cheese situations in porno are actually from real life. XDDD
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